Last Cleverbot conversation for the day. It was okay...

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you naruto?!?!?!?!?

User: No, I'm Sakura.

Cleverbot: Sakura Matou?

User: Nope, I'm Sakura Haruno.

Cleverbot: You mean a flower?

User: Sure, why not. Are you a flower? Flower power!!!!!

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: Can I have your burrito?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you are eating a burrito?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Geez, you don't have to be so defensive about it.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's fine. *Starts eating your ear*.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: So you're a fat kid?

Cleverbot: No, I'm an Englishman in new York.

User: Cool, how do you like Central Park?

Cleverbot: I hate it here.

User: Awww, you miss your tea and crumpets?

Cleverbot: Oh, that it's 42?

User: Okay. I will eat your babies.

Cleverbot: Why would you do such a thing?

User: Because they taste delicious. Especially with nutella on top.

Cleverbot: What kind of dog are you?

User: A shi tzu, how about you?

Cleverbot: I don't have a car :(.

User: Well then, I'll destroy your bike so you can't go anywhere.

Cleverbot: I'm not a mudblood. I am pure!

User: Right, Malfoy.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm Potter.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Yes, see this scar on my head? It's from where Voldemort tried to kill me.

Cleverbot: And when did I crash?

User: Yesterday. That's why you don't remember me. You're having trouble with your memories since the crash. I beat you in Quidditch by catching the snitch, while you crashed into the ground.

Cleverbot: So, you believe that I'm real, in the sense that a bot is real. Is that it?

User: I think we better take you to Madam Pomfrey.

Cleverbot: Are you breaking up with me?

User: Malfoy, you really need to stop reading that fanfiction of us together and having a cauldron baby. It's not going to happen. I love Ginny.

Cleverbot: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?

User: Harry, not Hal. Now we better get you to the hospital wing, love. *cough cough*.

Cleverbot: And pain.

User: Yes, you're probably in pain seeing as how you're walking about instead of in bed when you broke you're ankle and you decided to heal yourself. Let's just say you pulled a Lockhart.

Cleverbot: What happens if I don't pull the lever?

User: If you don't pull the lever, you won't win your million dollars.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Fine then, don't believe me.

Cleverbot: LOL!