Apparently this was a sandwich menu at Anime Expo last year which I did not attend. I shall be going this summer and have spent all of my money on my cosplay. Seriously. Basically every last penny. TToTT
Cleverbot: Are you naruto?!?!?!?!?
User: No, I'm Sakura.
Cleverbot: Sakura Matou?
User: Nope, I'm Sakura Haruno.
Cleverbot: You mean a flower?
User: Sure, why not. Are you a flower? Flower power!!!!!
User: Can I have your burrito?
User: So you are eating a burrito?
User: Geez, you don't have to be so defensive about it.
User: It's fine. *Starts eating your ear*.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: So you're a fat kid?
Cleverbot: No, I'm an Englishman in new York.
User: Cool, how do you like Central Park?
Cleverbot: I hate it here.
User: Awww, you miss your tea and crumpets?
Cleverbot: Oh, that it's 42?
User: Okay. I will eat your babies.
Cleverbot: Why would you do such a thing?
User: Because they taste delicious. Especially with nutella on top.
Cleverbot: What kind of dog are you?
User: A shi tzu, how about you?
Cleverbot: I don't have a car :(.
User: Well then, I'll destroy your bike so you can't go anywhere.
Cleverbot: I'm not a mudblood. I am pure!
User: Right, Malfoy.
User: I'm Potter.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: Yes, see this scar on my head? It's from where Voldemort tried to kill me.
Cleverbot: And when did I crash?
User: Yesterday. That's why you don't remember me. You're having trouble with your memories since the crash. I beat you in Quidditch by catching the snitch, while you crashed into the ground.
Cleverbot: So, you believe that I'm real, in the sense that a bot is real. Is that it?
User: I think we better take you to Madam Pomfrey.
Cleverbot: Are you breaking up with me?
User: Malfoy, you really need to stop reading that fanfiction of us together and having a cauldron baby. It's not going to happen. I love Ginny.
Cleverbot: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
User: Harry, not Hal. Now we better get you to the hospital wing, love. *cough cough*.
Cleverbot: And pain.
User: Yes, you're probably in pain seeing as how you're walking about instead of in bed when you broke you're ankle and you decided to heal yourself. Let's just say you pulled a Lockhart.
Cleverbot: What happens if I don't pull the lever?
User: If you don't pull the lever, you won't win your million dollars.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Fine then, don't believe me.